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dreamingoflyingaway: Watching Dr. Who all weekend. I wonder how far I can get. Starting at the very...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:51:00 -0400

Watching Dr. Who all weekend. I wonder how far I can get. Starting at the very beginning. Wish me luck!!

poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:49:52 -0400

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

davekat: karkat vantas dave strider i think my point is made.

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:49:41 -0400

davekat:

karkat vantas

dave strider

i think my point is made.

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:49:28 -0400

"Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:49:21 -0400

“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.”

- Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit

Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.

Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.

(via teacheremmalee)

showering

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:47:47 -0400

*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.

blinddarkness: rlmjob: welcome to my blog the sign looks like...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:47:38 -0400

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

wo-nderland: groovymuttations: what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:47:16 -0400

wo-nderland:

groovymuttations:

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot

can I call them toasty

im calling people toasty from now on ok

jakemalik: my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:47:01 -0400

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:45:49 -0400

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:45:35 -0400

imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to someone you love, discussing big and small things or just breathing next to each other while the cars and the city lights dimly light up the mountains and remind you that the world never ever goes to sleep. every night. i’d fucking love that.

imagine spending a night with just your closest friends or even alone and just enjoying it

this looks absolutely amazing

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find some guy with suction cups on his hands and feet attached to your window and making faces at you while you sleep

frizzybunny: gayngelofthelord: that-ferry-broad: lightnings-bu...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:44:50 -0400

frizzybunny:

gayngelofthelord:

that-ferry-broad:

lightnings-butt:

theamericankid:

It’s gonna be fucking HOT on Tuesday.

is that the end of the world

FUCKING TUESDAYS

Could say it was the…
Heat of the Moment.

fUCKING

wonderfulsenses: want more love/life quotes like this?

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:44:29 -0400

wonderfulsenses:

want more love/life quotes like this?

plutarc: as the fbi swarm the building, the irish dancers flee to the very top floor the jig is up

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:43:17 -0400

plutarc:

as the fbi swarm the building, the irish dancers flee to the very top floor

the jig is up

lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:42:55 -0400

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

kpfun: A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world....

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:42:48 -0400

kpfun:

A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”

korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:49:57 -0400

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

otteventer: horseygifs: AsharpJumper77 Can’t not reblog...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:48:58 -0400

otteventer:

horseygifs:

AsharpJumper77

Can’t not reblog again. Lets be real we all wished our big horses jumped like this

caerula-mare: someone sent this to me so i put it into that...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:48:24 -0400

caerula-mare:

someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared

gathouria: god I hate google’s new system it never lets me find...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:46:47 -0400

gathouria:

god I hate google’s new system it never lets me find the original posts when I find these things