May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
sydthe-sloth:
wish your girlfriend was hot like me
wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
ohnanata:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport.
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
thefourteenthdoctor:
yellowfangofstarclan:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I had to do that once in a sentence and my teacher said that I was wrong
They said that that was wrong?
A friendly reminder to all: one only uses the word “that” if it is needed in the sentence.
For instance:
“I...
stayyyyoungg:
has anyone ever realized that drinking water is like taking a shower on the inside of your body.
ive spent way to much time on tumblr today.
dreamingoflyingaway:
Watching Dr. Who all weekend. I wonder how far I can get. Starting at the very beginning. Wish me luck!!
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
davekat:
karkat vantas
dave strider
i think my point is made.
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit
Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.
Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.
(via teacheremmalee)
*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
plutarc:
as the fbi swarm the building, the irish dancers flee to the very top floor
the jig is up
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
cadaverousgallant:
but are we all going to ignore how vrISKA JUST PULLED TAVROS’ LOWER BODY OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE???
LIKES DID SHE JUST KEEP IT WITH HER JUST IN CASE SHE MIGHT NEED IT AT SOME POINT?????
DID EQUIUS FUCKING LET HER TAKE IT WHEN HE HAD KANAYA CUT TAVROS’ LEGS OFF?????
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TROLLS, JESUS CHRIST.
