The Ashley Show

Apr 17

jennstarkid:

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

my crippling social anxiety

Apr 17
graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More likeEAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

Apr 17

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Apr 17

Top 10 Avatar Groups (as voted by our followers) → #09: The Fire Nation Royal Family

"I promised my uncle that I would restore the honor of the Fire Nation. And I will. The road ahead of us is challenging. A hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar’s help, we can get it back on the right path and begin a new era of love and peace."

Apr 17

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

Apr 17

John Singleton Copley; detail of Mrs. George Watson.

John Singleton Copley; detail of Mrs. George Watson.

Apr 17

fursasaida:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

The Warrior Pack purse line. There are 8 different ways you can wear the purse (handbag, purse, thigh holster, shoulder holster, messenger bag, backpack, fanny pack, and protected purse). Simply adjust the straps to change the look. The safest purse ever created and even more safe with a Glock 23 in the middle compartment! A high quality leather bag that is fun and gets noticed. See more at www.warrior-creek.com. and visit Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/WarriorCreek for giveaways and promotional offers. This bag is badass!

My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

protip if you are wearing this i am thinking inappropriate thoughts about you

Apr 17

thiscorpsofbrothers:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

krista this fucked me up.

Apr 17

grahahm:

deansass:

deansass:

hey can u pass me some milk

no homo bro

I’m disappointed by the number of people who didn’t get this joke

image

is that a bag of milk

Apr 17
princedesnas:


Aang + his Fire Nation attire

requested by anonymous

princedesnas:

Aang + his Fire Nation attire

requested by anonymous

Apr 17
oldchum:

A Cherry Blossom Galaxy.
Apr 17
Apr 17
jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

Apr 17
kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:


droffats-hsoj:


Assets secure.


” You do not have the password…”


keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…
[sunglasses]
Boobytrap.



*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy

kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

droffats-hsoj:

Assets secure.

” You do not have the password…”

keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…

[sunglasses]

Boobytrap.

*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy

Apr 17

genderspy:

*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?